January 2011
20 posts
It’s made out of meat - The Spamularity. Suck it, Kurzweil. http://ping.fm/wnhaq
December 2010
79 posts
The Truth behind Alkaline Ash Diet →
Wikis You Have Failed Me Miserably →
Wikis You HAve Failed Me Miserably →
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I probably write perl code same way as I wrote code in GW-BASIC in 1987, just with fewer line numbers and GOTOs.
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Today has been an awesome day of sitting around grandma’s house, reading books, and playing with the kids.
Does this look infected to you?
Someone please invent a multivitamin in the form of a delicious dinner roll.
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“Daddy I want cheerios. No, not the heart ones, the sweet ones!” - my 3yo, on the taxonomy of Cheerios.
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Saw a VW Beetle with license FFFF66. And yes, it was indeed ‘light brilliant yellow’ nrrd color websafe
We are going to spatchcock the turkey on Christmas, which is apparently still legal in this state.
This has been an absolutely insane year. Good news: we survived! On vacation until 2011.
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Codereviewed and checked in a script to automate a bunch of work for a bunch of folks. Better stop while I’m ahead. sysadmin xmas
Your mother is so fat that someone made a joke only a lisp programmer could love http://i.imgur.com/Ue5hb.jpg
I got a fever for tha flava of a flavia.
Done got Lipitor-up last night.
Pretty sure our xmas tree grew more needles after we brought it home just so it could shed more.
Done got lipitor up last night.
Secondary sexual characteristics are an important component of mating decisions. http://ping.fm/4CA2t
The Chicago song ‘You’re My Inspiration’ popped up on my itunes and its good there wasn’t anything sharp nearby for me to stab my eardrums.
The high five was invented in 1977 by a gay professional baseball player.
For the first time in my life I have been invited to join a book club. Honor? Have I arrived at last in high society?
I just blew a 3 year old’s mind by giving him a Starburst.
F’IN MAPQUEST! http://ping.fm/ry6zB
Homework is destroying our youth. http://ping.fm/67dnc
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3yo very concerned we have no fireplace for stockings. Says we must buy one, and a fire too. parenting christmas
Buddha Hand Muffins →
Boy Christmas sure unleashes the deluge of desperate emails from dying websites that still have your address, huh?
Dave & Busters is basically Chuck E. Cheese’s for grownups, right?
Every time somebody says something stupid today I’m going to stare at this picture http://i.imgur.com/FGS0N.png (via @solarce)
I always thought this railroad maint machine was called a ‘scarefire’ (awesome) but it’s actually a scarifier. http://youtu.be/AM7-loAlhgo
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When I hear ‘Echoes Myron’ by GBV I _almost_ understand why people go nuts over that band.
FACT: you are legally required to get a personalized license plate if you own an Audi TT Coupe.
The Mac spining beachball of death has become my Rover. I cannot escape.
I think we can all agree that the Antikythera Device is the Hellraiser puzzle box, right?
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FIRE THE PURGE SCRIPT!!!
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Some days it’s a lot easier to tell other people to follow the process than it is to make yourself follow the process.
I like reading grey text on a white background because I can pretend it’s SPOOOOKY GHOOOOST WRITING. Goosebumps!
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It’s so cute when babies just fall asleep in mid-crawl.
Did someone hit Owen Wilson in the face with another frying pan?
I’ve got a bandaid on my earlobe today, like I totally went to the wrong kiosk in the mall.
Starting Monday at Inbox Zero. Feels good, man.
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Cutting and cataloging holga negatives. Feels good, man.
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Composed a sweet song ‘Babysack Finn’ to the tune of ‘Babyback Ribs.’ I’m thinking EGOT.
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Blueberry pancakes and eggs for dinner.
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I need a Pillow Pet with a built-in flask.
“In short, we are living in the aftermath of an alien invasion.” http://ping.fm/w1lhL
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I’m gonna beat this server with a bag of oranges.
Baby sat up for bath for first time tonight. 7 months tomorrow.
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I made my son what he requested for lunch - a turkey & ketchup sandwich. Please don’t tell my wife.