September 2011
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Request Tracker On Centos 5 →
July 2011
1 post
Devops Days Packaging Panel →
June 2011
1 post
Sweet Potato Hummus Experiment →
May 2011
2 posts
Mutt On Mac Os →
Bay Lisa Release Management →
April 2011
8 posts
Command Line Twitter →
Shit Just Got Real →
Presentation Checklist →
Web Hosting Options →
Children are in bed. PREPARE TO UNLEASH GAME OF THRONES!
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My son demands I watch while he picks up toys. Somehow he is using the Heisenberg uncertainty principle to his advantage here.
I expect reparations from Australia for The Wiggles.
I feel like the small appliance industry really didn’t give a shit when they named the food processor.
March 2011
21 posts
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Sadly I am the king of global data structures in perl.
Plan today: listen to Vampire Weekend until my boat shoes bleed.
What’s the point of tiptronic transmissions? It’s like playing Outrun on the easy setting. Get a manual if you want to shift.
The zipcar we usually rent these days is nicknamed Marauder. Unfortunately it’s a Mazda 3, which really limits our pillaging opportunities.
Crap, chickpeas and garbanzo beans are the same thing. I could have gotten all my hummus ingredients at Trader Joe’s if I’d known that!
Are chickpeas and garbanzo beans the same thing? I feel like I should know that.
Hm just heard Langhorne Slim in a Travelers insurance commercial.
Wikipedia: the best source for television show information ever created. Oh I think there’s some other stuff there too.
Just once I’d like to see a kids tv show episode teach the lesson that selfishness can be more effective than teamwork.
Justifying Changes →
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4 year olds are the most enthusiastic materials scientists on the planet.
San Francisco Living →
mp 3 fixer →
Asus Wireless Bridge →
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Hanging with my sons and writing a dd-wrt wireless bridging howto. A fine way to spend a Sunday morning.
“Let’s make a shitty 1970s cartoon, but with Latinos!” - the a-holes who created Dora.
Perl Fast Lane →
Argh yet another yo dawg http://i.imgur.com/GhcLt.jpg I’m sorry.
Current goal: watch every Burt Lancaster film.
So glad I waited on buying an iPad, so that I can now also not buy an iPad 2.
I refuse to believe that humanity existed before the invention of the ziptie.
February 2011
24 posts
I bet another place it’s too dark to read is inside a Tauntaun.
Retail price, 3 LR-44 button batteries for $12 toy cellphone? $15.92.
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Trying to convince the 3yo that Rice-a-Roni is the San Francisco treat. He’s not buying it.
Just ate a big bowl of quinoa mush like a goddamn hippie baby.
Distribution Chart →
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Trying to replace myself with a medium-sized shell script.
It’s weird how cameras have a ‘facebook’ setting that overexposes and blurs your pictures.
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I think Lua might be Tcl for the new generation.
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Tonight I made banana sweet potato kale baby food. Big hit with the baby.
Turkey bacon is vegetarian, right?
There seems to be an exponential function involved in baby wipe usage when you have two kids.
Giant apartment complexes built on top of giant parking garages is not a livable urban plan.
“drill a pilot hole first” is advice you should probably apply to more things in your life.
Having children teaches me something new about prioritization every day.
The cream cheese wrapper told me to make a sandwich with Nilla wafers so you know how I’m spending my Saturday night.
PREDICTION: Tone Loc to die of injuries related to skiing accident. Coroner’s report will list cause of death as Funky Cold Edema.